Desperately sad news about Dale Winton. A really funny and kind person gone too soon, RIP....

My taxi driver just got into a road rage incident and called the other driver a ‘salad’ what a great insult....

It’s very rare that I do weights in the gym. But when I do it’s concerning that the only other guy in the gym keeps looking over at me concerned because my face constantly looks like I’m about to suffer an anal prolapse....

My father just used the phrase ‘dawn horn’ i had never heard it before so then he explained it’s meaning. Suffice it to say a little bit of me died tonight....

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