US Customs Official: What is the purpose of your stay? Me: Disney press tour. Official: Who is your primary contact? (Long pause) Me: Mickey Mouse? *tumbleweed*...

Wonderful day in Windsor celebrating the nuptials of the awesome Eugenie and Jack. Had fun trying to pass off Jamie Redknapp to Americans as a dignitary called Rupert Redknapp, The Duke of Hampton....

Brimming with pride to see my friend Tom Joyner in his stage debut. A remarkable performance in a brilliant adaptation of EM Forsters Maurice. Congratulations all round.

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