Tiger Woods, the greatest comeback since Craig David?...

Ian Cognito has passes away. Gigged with him when i first started out and he was always so much fun, had his own mythology on the circuit his exploits where legendary. A true maverick. Hope he’s found somewhere to hang his coat in heaven....

Is it unethical to eat a bean burger before a flight? I know what it does to me. Totally unrelated question: Has a flight ever grounded by a fart?...

Just asked for a side of cucumber on room service. Guy said ‘do you want that sliced?’ I couldn’t resist. I went ‘no I’d like it whole’... over to you. Let’s see if they call my bluff....

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